My fake tanning rubbed off on your white sheets, what do I do?

Fake tanners rub off on towels and sheets. Our towels and sheets are white. The dyes in fake tanning products do not wash out using ordinary washing temperatures and detergents and the chemicals and temperatures needed to shift them destroy sheets and towels, as well as wasting hours of time dealing with the mess. Sometimes fake tanners won’t wash out at all. So, if you must dye yourself orange, please either bring your own sheets, pillowcases and towels and use them instead of mine or be prepared to take the trashed items with you and be charged for replacements.